Online dating profile forum

07-Nov-2015 16:01

This thread is to used as a common glossary of terms - and their sometimes not-so-subtle meanings... Lastly = "and for the last time, I am NOT in here looking for sex."From a Gal = It's a guy running a phony profile From a Guy = As required to be placed by Statute 118.37 of the Sex Offender Code------------------------------------------------More Ladies' Profiles:"Looking for someone to make me laugh" = My life sucks."Must love dogs" = Four-legged birth control"Live, Laugh, Love" = I'm bipolar."I'm looking for someone real" = Tired of replacing batteries every week LOL..clever.Let's keep this to lines of quotable text only - there are several obvious lies and jokes in people's main statistics and photographs, but finding subtext in their sentences is a lot more fun! I only fell into one of the categories (the no-"hook up" zone) and will edit my profile.

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Please feel welcome to add your own insightful translations, just make sure you define your source as a Man's or Woman's profile - otherwise the confused people in here will just get more confused. I'm not big on cliches' and unfortunately I've seen too many profiles riddled with your POFICTIONARY terms."My kids HAVE a father" = we have a lien on his wages."there is NO baby daddy drama" = we can't locate him, as he's on the lam, eluding back support."I like to think I'm intelligent, = I'm an idiot and this is the proof."a kind, giving, caring person" = I lie as the day is long, for fun and profit. "above average looks" = resembles a mythological creature--elf/unicorn cross."Looking for someone beautiful inside and out" = looking for someone out of my league and compliant."I like to cuddle and watch dvds" = I haven't been touched in so long-run!Note: This started as a differently-named thread, but one poster in the previous thread coined the name 'Pofictionary', and so thus it has been re-born under it's aptly-named title. Gov't"I need someone I can count on to be there when needed." = Got Bail? ...."Looking for My Soulmate" = Someone who finds me perfect in every way and will BE perfect in every way and NEVER get on my nerves for any reason whatsoever. Women's profiles:"Just looking" = I want a tall rich guy, if you are average I won't give you the time of day"Want an open minded guy" = I'm a nympho and have many boyfriends"Looking for Mr.Some Examples: From Women's Profiles:" of Chemistry" = You better be damn hot"...enjoy the simple things" = Won't work for the basic things"Looking for a real man" = Tired of getting dumped"Are there any good guys left? "Looking for a man who likes to have fun, but treats me with respect"= You may have to hold my hair while I puke after drinking too much Also, gleaned from the previous thread: Could be either sex:"Not a big Fan of Drama" = My Ex calling every 15 minutes is enough for me"Can You Keep Up? "I have mostly guy friends." = Men are easier to manipulate, and women won't put up with my crap-----------------------------------------------Profile: "I am not looking for a one night stand or to hookup for sex."From a Gal = Been there. Right" = I'm picky"Must be spontaneous" = I get bored easily"My taste in music is eclectic" = I don't have any taste in music"You must have a sense of humour" = You're going to need a sense of humour to cope with the stress"If you want to know anything, just ask" = I'm too lazy to write a decent profile____gal/guy4you = no one wil have me."look no further"= controlling psycho."best family and friends in the world"= as opposed to y'all who are friendless losers raised by wolves/grew up in a shantytown."wants a gal who knows what they want"= I'm a bottom!

"I'm not the best looking guy on here" = pity fu ck wanted.

BUT = I'm also boring and will suck the joy out of you. = I am devoid of a personality and will imitate your gestures.

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Online dating profiles contain many common statements that have some subtext to them, for some it may not be so clear what they mean.